I like getting spam.

spam

It’s a very good thing. I really couldn’t could stop it if I wanted. Let me have a look…

(I’m going to load up my stats now just for you…)

Oh yes, here we go. This is good. Today I’ve received 2 spams so far - I can put them to good use with yesterday’s 27 spams. Tasty.
Whilst I’m here, I’ve noticed that I’ve been given, absolutely free of charge, 0 viruses so far today, which I can put along with yesterday’s 0 viruses. They’ll come in handy, f’sure. You haven’t said anything nasty to me recently have you?

Data updated every twenty minutes from procmail’s mailstat with filtering by spamassassin, jmba and f-prot.



2 Responses to “Spamaholic”

  1. Fiona Henderson-Gough Says:

    A friend forwarded this to me. It’s ace! “Spam up!” as they say!

  2. PENIX Says:

    Spam is AWESOME! I’m creating a website specifically to get people like us get more spam. http://www.spamaholic.net

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